Scuffed Animal 'You're Even Older Now' Birthday Teddy Bear
This adorable teddy bear says what everyone’s thinking… “You’re Even Older Now.”
Perfectly sarcastic, oddly comforting, and impossible not to smile at. Dressed in a crisp white shirt with bold black lettering and finished with a classy little bow tie, this plush bear makes the ultimate birthday gift for someone who appreciates humor with their hugs. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Scuffed Animals. It’s playful without being mean, funny without being cruel — the kind of gift that gets a laugh and a spot on the shelf.
Perfect for Birthday gifts for adults, Milestone birthdays (30, 40, 50, and beyond), Friends, partners, coworkers, or family members with a sense of humor or Anyone who insists they’re “not that old”
Soft, cuddly, and display-worthy, this bear is equal parts gag gift and keepsake. Whether it’s meant to tease, celebrate, or gently remind someone that time is undefeated, it delivers the message with charm.
Because getting older is inevitable — laughing about it is optional.
Product features
- Soft light-brown plush with stitched paws, nose, and friendly smile
- Removable white T-shirt designed for vibrant, crisp custom prints
- Black bow tie attached for a dressed-up look
- Compact seated size: 7" x 10" (17.8 x 25.4 cm)
- T-shirt handwash only; bear body made from 100% polyester with sewn-in label
| Teddy Bear | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 7.01 |
| Height, in | 10.00 |
Teddy Bear
The Teddy Bear has soft light brown fur, round black eyes, stitched paws, a nose, and a smile. Comes with a black bow tie and a white t-shirt that is ready for custom decoration on the front. The bear is seated with outstretched arms
Removable t-shirt
The t-shirt can be removed at any time and hand-washed separately
Vibrant prints
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
Spot clean the surface with mild soapy water and a microfiber cloth. Then, remove the soap residue with a warm, damp microfiber cloth. Let air dry. Use the same procedure to the t-shirt being careful to avoid rubbing the picture area..
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