Scuffed Animal "Congrats on Settling" – The Passive-Aggressive Celebration Bear
Some gifts say “Congratulations.”
This one says… “Well. You tried.”
The Congrats on Settling Scuffed Animal is the perfect mix of cute and brutally honest. Dressed in a crisp little shirt and bowtie, this plush bear delivers a message that lands somewhere between support and subtle judgment. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Scuffed Animals. Ideal for engagements, promotions, housewarmings, life milestones, or any moment where someone technically “won,” but everyone knows the dream took a detour. Soft. Huggable. Emotionally questionable. Because sometimes the most honest gift is the one that smiles while quietly roasting you.
Perfect for:
• Engagement gifts with edge
• Friends who appreciate dark humor
• Anti-Hallmark occasions
• People who say “it’s fine” a lot
Scuffed Animals aren’t here to comfort your feelings.
They’re here to tell the truth — politely, and with fur.
Product features
- Soft light-brown plush with stitched paws, nose, and friendly smile
- Removable white T-shirt designed for vibrant, crisp custom prints
- Black bow tie attached for a dressed-up look
- Compact seated size: 7" x 10" (17.8 x 25.4 cm)
- T-shirt handwash only; bear body made from 100% polyester with sewn-in label
| Teddy Bear | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 7.01 |
| Height, in | 10.00 |
Teddy Bear
The Teddy Bear has soft light brown fur, round black eyes, stitched paws, a nose, and a smile. Comes with a black bow tie and a white t-shirt that is ready for custom decoration on the front. The bear is seated with outstretched arms
Removable t-shirt
The t-shirt can be removed at any time and hand-washed separately
Vibrant prints
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
Spot clean the surface with mild soapy water and a microfiber cloth. Then, remove the soap residue with a warm, damp microfiber cloth. Let air dry. Use the same procedure to the t-shirt being careful to avoid rubbing the picture area..
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