Calamari Cannibal – Funny Octopus Eating Calamari Sushi Unisex T-Shirt
Some meals are a little… personal.
The Calamari Cannibal tee features a mischievous octopus casually enjoying a plate of calamari like it’s just another day at the seafood bar. Designed by Brian Cook. Dark humor meets cartoon absurdity in a design that’s equal parts weird, funny, and slightly disturbing.
Perfect for seafood lovers, sushi fans, ocean nerds, and anyone who appreciates humor that swims a little off course.
Because sometimes dinner gets awkward.
Wear it to the sushi bar, the beach, or anywhere people appreciate strange food humor and bold graphic art.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) — breathable and soft
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stable fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Printed neck label for comfort
- REACH certified; sourced blank from Honduras
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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