800 lbs of Problems Unisex T-Shirt
Some problems can be reasoned with.
This one skips straight to standing on the scale.
800 lbs of Problems features an unimpressed gorilla tipping the scales at a solid 800 pounds—a tongue-in-cheek reminder that some obstacles don't need exaggeration. They already speak for themselves.
Printed in a vintage distressed style on a premium black tee, this design blends dark humor, retro illustration, and just the right amount of primal attitude. Whether people see it as a joke about Monday mornings, life's bigger challenges, or simply appreciate a gorilla with zero interest in your excuses, it's guaranteed to get a second look.
Perfect for fans of sarcastic humor, oversized personalities, wildlife art, and anyone who knows that some days feel like... well... 800 pounds of problems.
Features:
- Vintage distressed illustration by Cosmo Gazoo
- Premium soft black unisex t-shirt
- Durable print with classic retro styling
- Great conversation starter for lovers of dark humor and absurd designs
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) — breathable and soft
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stable fit
- Ribbed knit collar
- Printed neck label for comfort
- REACH certified; sourced blank from Honduras
When life feels heavy...
Wear it anyway.
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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